listen to this!........warning:(you might laugh yourself to death)

[sportsmonster]

i played this song for a bigger school audience.....when i was finished......it was completely quiet for a long time. people didnt know how to react

and my parents that was sitting there was scared to death after i was finished.
(and i did it just for fun)

composed by: mikkelsen robert in 2003.  name: "forkortet"

[pipples]

What on earth happened there the poor piano

[sportsmonster]

this is how hypermodern pianomusic sounds like

people actually love this stuff

[pipples]

this is how hypermodern pianomusic sounds like

people actually love this stuff

If you say so

[JCarey]

pianomusic

Piano                             music!

Piano music, piano music, piano music! Two words!

By the way, I found this piece quite interesting.

[sportsmonster]

By the way, I found your piece quite interesting.

??...........hmm....if you where sitting in my home listening to me practicing this song for a few weeks....like my parents.....(i remember how i used to wake everyone up in the morning)

[Etude]

this is how hypermodern pianomusic sounds like

people actually love this stuff

They do.  

??...........hmm....if you where sitting in my home listening to me practicing this song for a few weeks....like my parents.....(i remember how i used to wake everyone up in the morning)

Hahaha, nice work.   

[zheer]

This reminds me of a film i have seen where this man starts by smashing the piano with his hands, the house gests are horrified, he then  stops and plays his own composition.Am sure you have seen this movie its about this man who lies about his identity to the authorities by pretending that he is married to this women inorder to gain citizinship, great film a romantic comedy.  

[sportsmonster]

i also remember braking grandmothers lamp.

it was sitting on the top of the piano.....it must of moved like a half of meter those 30 minutes.
the rest of the stuff on the top of the piano had the same destiny.

in the end people stoped putting things on the piano because it would just end on the floor  

[tocca]

This reminds me of a film i have seen where this man starts by smashing the piano with his hands, the house gests are horrified, he then  stops and plays his own composition.Am sure you have seen this movie its about this man who lies about his identity to the authorities by pretending that he is married to this women inorder to gain citizinship, great film a romantic comedy.  

Ah, yes. Green card with Gerard Depardieu. Nice movie.

About "forkortet"... What to say? I will never, no matter how much i listen to simular modern stuff , understand the meaning of it. But if some like it, good for them.

[stevie]

i enjoyed it, good work.

[donjuan]

mmmmm too smart for my taste, I think..

[pianote]

hahaaa niice job.

reminds me of the time I played for my K-8th grade school's talent show...

i played only with my right hand the opening lines for mary had a little lamb
and deliberately messed up/ looked really nervous & scared... i heard a parent say "isn't he a little old for this song? "
...then I started my real song lol

hmm... maybe i'll do that for my high school's talent show this year, my senior year...
mary had a little lamb followed by ginastera's danzas criollas I & V. haha.

[aajjmb]

holly... this song is actually sooo good ... it kinda sounds like prokovief with a bit or kabalevsky and a bit of crack... Do you have the sheet music for it.. if you do would u please email it to me at "aajjmb at gmail.com"     
great job playing... did you practise or did you just wing it lol

[sportsmonster]

well........actually i never wrote it down. it is in my head

it must be hard to write down a piece that is as messy as that.
maybee i can use a computer program to take it down.

i do a lot of "improvisation?". and suddenly one day i was playing on the piano it started coming up funny and wierd sounds.......and then i played it for people.

[sportsmonster]

i bet that if i play this for a bunch of women, they all come craling to my feet.

[lisztisforkids]

Man, that was great! Im being serious! I have played stuff like that in public to. 

[sportsmonster]

maybee i should become a composer then ................i have comed up with lots of interesting and wierd stuff on the piano (when i improvize)

i have made lot of stuff that is ment to be humoristic, and i have that type of reputation.
I bet i could come up with tapes that would make people laugh for hours.
(or be scared for hours)

i remember how i destroyed revolutionary etude on purpose.....to make it funny.....
(lots of mad people )

once i played revolutionary etude with holding the pedal in all the time and pretend like nothing.......reaction:

[quantum]

I absolutely love it.   

Please, please post more.   

If you do write it down, it's something I'd consider playing in public.      Great way to get exposure as a composer. 

Just the stuff I like to listen to when winding down from a hecktic day.  Very relaxing (to me at least). 

[gaer]

holly... this song is actually sooo good ... it kinda sounds like prokovief with a bit or kabalevsky and a bit of crack... Do you have the sheet music for it.. if you do would u please email it to me at "aajjmb at gmail.com"     
great job playing... did you practise or did you just wing it lol

Rolling on the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a similar comment: Prokoview on a combination PCP and acid!

But strangely, I enjoyed it because it was so short. I have no idea if the notes are right or not. How could you tell unless you had the score? I suppose this is too much for tamer human beings, but this EXACTLY describes my mood when I want heavy weapons on my hood and tail to blast the next person who does something stupid in traffic.

I think think think the title should have been: "Go ahead, make my day!"

Gary

[liszt1022]

if Ligeti wrote Prokofiev's Toccata, it'd sound like this

[sportsmonster]

i originally recorded this song on a movie.
the movies are the funniest.....you can see me acting wierd on the piano just to make people laugh(im not a clown by the way).

my next record, that im planning to put out on this site, is going to be 10 times as crazy.
your head will fall off........like the rest of the stuff on the top of my piano

[allthumbs]

It sounded like you were having an apoplectic fit.   Are you sure you are OK?

Anyway, it certainly would have got my attention!

Cheers

allthumbs

[sportsmonster]

 Are you sure you are OK?

allthumbs

haha... ......if im a mad person going inzane and collapsing on the piano........and get attention for it, im fine!

[sonatainfsharp]

I actually thought that was the best composition from that genre I had ever heard. I just assumed it was a published piece by a composer from the late 60's.

Fantasitc job! Write it down and sell it to us, will ya'? Please?

[sportsmonster]

hmm.....i have never thaught that my music could turn famous....or known.
but yes...i get a lot of attention for my improvisations.
you could be the one that got my first written note....and first to hear it and play it.
if that makes you happy

[superstition2]

It has a little melodic development that could be used, but it's mostly about rhythm at the moment.

It's a very early prototype of a composition. I'd work on it more.

[sportsmonster]

ill start playing drums

actually i play mostly pieces from the romantic period.
and would like to compose something that is more like classic....than modern.
(but this song was just a test or a project)....and it seems to work and people like it
(it is mostly ment to be humoristic )

[tompilk]

actually i play mostly pieces from the romantic period.

Same here. I loooooove romantic period. Anyway,
Great bashing... hope it goes far... I loved it actually. Do you have the sheet music?

[sportsmonster]

i would hate to try to write that down .....but im going to find a program that writes down the notes for me while i play on the electric piano...attached to an computer.

[tompilk]

I got a midi translator thingy and used cakewalk to put my notes in to a computer - i'm selling the midi converter actually...

[sportsmonster]

ooh.....come to mama...........i want it.

i dont know if anyone in my family has it (probably not)...but if not......im buying

[g_s_223]

Great fun piece - keep at it... 

[perfect_pitch]

You miserable bastard - You imagine how that poor piano felt.....

I won't comment on the music though.

[tompilk]

You imagine how that poor piano felt.....

Lol... but I do think it is great piece and I have to ask the question... is there more?
If the answer is no, then I command thee to prouduce more!!! Step to it!!! 

[cressendo_gurl]

hey,i listen to it....and i think if i listen to it in a unique perspective, i find ure song have an implicit meaning....its like a thunder or tsunami goin on...hehe...in fact, on the begining part i tought it's like one tracks by chopin...hehe...but ure a fast player tough...hey,u gotta hear impromptu in E flat mjr by schubert...in some way, there r some similarity goin on.. .hehe